 Experience:
 Rode with Teddy Roosevelt up and down San Juan Hill
Taught Bill Gates "a thing or two" about technology early in life
Invented Coca-Cola, Pepsi, television and blinking
Created the Internet
"Kitchen Cabinet" Advisor to Alan Greenspan, OPEC, NATO, and the League of Nations
Communication Skills:
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Can talk any microwave into heating food evenly
Ghost wrote The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, and The Old Man and the Sea
Speechwriter for Winston Churchill
Other Skills:
Able to fashion office supplies from nothing but prehistoric tools
Able to fashion prehistoric tools from nothing but office supplies
Rainy days never get me down
Quick draw shootist
X-ray vision
Education:
Harvard Pre-School for "Special" Kids
Hugh Hefner's School for Boys
The School of Hard Knocks
References:
Ethel and Lorraine, my mom's friends
The Encyclopedia Britannica, 15th edition
Webster's Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language
Masons Manual of Legislative Procedure
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