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1825 West Adams Street · Phoenix, Arizona 85007 · Phone: 602.252.5155 · Fax: 602.252.4474
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Kevin DeMenna: Other Bio
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 Experience:
• Rode with Teddy Roosevelt up and down San Juan Hill
• Taught Bill Gates "a thing or two" about technology early in life
• Invented Coca-Cola, Pepsi, television and blinking
• Created the Internet
• "Kitchen Cabinet" Advisor to Alan Greenspan, OPEC, NATO, and the League of Nations
Communication Skills:
• Ancay eakspay uentflay igpay atinlay
• Can talk any microwave into heating food evenly
• Ghost wrote The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, and The Old Man and the Sea
• Speechwriter for Winston Churchill
Other Skills:
• Able to fashion office supplies from nothing but prehistoric tools
• Able to fashion prehistoric tools from nothing but office supplies
• Rainy days never get me down
• Quick draw shootist
• X-ray vision
Education:
• Harvard Pre-School for "Special" Kids
• Hugh Hefner's School for Boys
• The School of Hard Knocks
References:
• Ethel and Lorraine, my mom's friends
• The Encyclopedia Britannica, 15th edition
• Webster's Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language
• Masons Manual of Legislative Procedure
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